Retro Roulette #97: Destiny of an Emperor (NES, 1990)
I feel like an emperor’s destiny is to be, like, an emperor. Right? I feel like…
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Retro Roulette #96: Brutal: Paws of Fury (SNES, 1994)
Why do I have a feeling this one’s gonna be…brutal. Ugh, I hate myself just for…
Retro Roulette #95: Super Adventure Island (SNES, 1992)
“Let’s just make the same stuff as before, but add the word ‘Super’ to it” – every…
Retro Roulette #94: Lode Runner 3-D (N64, 1999)
You know those times when you just have to run a lode? Yeah, me either. Lode Runner…
Retro Roulette #93: Winter Games (NES, 1987)
Picture this, everyone – games, but in the winter. The developer Epyx released the sports mini-game…
Retro Roulette #92: Comix Zone (Genesis, 1995)
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension…
Retro Roulette #91: Knight Rider (NES, 1989)
You might believe that shovelware based on licensed properties is a relatively new phenomenon. Of course,…
Retro Roulette #90: Adventure Island 3 (NES, 1992)
Retro Roulette #90: Adventure Island 3 (NES, 1992) A whole island. Of adventure. Can you even…
Retro Roulette #89: Kid Kool and the Quest for the Seven Wonder Herbs (NES, 1990)
Retro Roulette #89: Kid Kool and the Quest for the Seven Wonder Herbs (NES, 1990) I’m back…
Retro Roulette #88: Vanguard (Atari 2600, 1982)
This week’s installment of “Incredibly Misleading Atari Art” goes like this: I feel like this sort…